Hello!
Welcome.
Yes.
There you are.
And I'm here to…
Sort of.
Sorry, let's start again.
Hello!
Again.
This is my Blog.
It's here.
Right in front of you.
I hope you weren't expecting much.
It's a pretty newtish blog thus far.
Sorry.
I'm holding you back from the actual reading of this blog, aren't I.
Don't worry, all questions will be rhetorical, otherwise things would get weird.
Because I'm not actually here right now, you know.
(Again, rhetorical)
I just wanted you to know that.
I probably wrote this ages ago.
Even though I'm writing it right now.
But I'm assuming that you're reading it in the future.
And I think it's a safe assumption…
So…
Blog.
Whoo!
Alright!
Bloggy, bloggy, blog, blog, blog.
*Cough.
Sorry.
Just had to clear my throat.
Cool…
Yep….
Dum, dum, dum-dum...
It would be kind of weird if you were reading this in the past though wouldn't it. It wouldn't even be written and you'd be reading it.
Like time travel.
Paradox.
Stuff like that.
Oh, no way…
Shit!
I just remembered, I've got this thing at that place of mine that's going to get all if it's not done soon and that'd be a nightmare...
So, I'm going to have to…
Yeah…
I'm going to have to go.
I'll, see you soon though, yeah?
Don't worry.
That can be rhetorical too.
